YOU WORK AT TARGET AND PREGNANT – m4w – 29

May 26, 2009 at 10:41 pm | Posted in i have so many questions, men for women, spelling & such | 1 Comment

Submitted by Emily:

YOUR IN THE COFFEE SHOP SITTING NEXT TO ME IF YOU HAPPEND TO SEEN THIS AND RESPOND I WILL BE WILLING TO TAKE CARE OF YOU. WERE AT CARIBOU COFFEE …. SO LETS HOOK UP WE CAN BE FUN

Well, I’m sold.  I want to be fun and be taken care of.  I mean, TAKEN CARE OF.  And I hate lower-case letters.  We were made for each other, sir.

How this guy could automatically assume the pregnant woman was single, though, I do not know.  I guess no pregnant women work at Target unless it’s completely necessary.

Hot dairy isle stocker – w4m – 25

April 11, 2009 at 8:39 pm | Posted in spelling & such, women for men | Leave a comment

Ooooh! Wish I wasn’t with my mom today when I saw you in your sexy green apron… lol… I should have looked at your nametag, but I guess I was lost in your eyes! Thanks for saying hi, I was a little shy. I hope you remember me, and I hope you’re single!

I’m not quite twenty-five yet, but at least I still don’t attend the grocery store with my mother (very often).  Wait a sec… hot dairy isle? An entire body of land devoted to the joys of hot dairy.  Delicious!

I,m looking for ((Porplefaery024)) – m4w

April 8, 2009 at 9:21 pm | Posted in men for women, spelling & such | Leave a comment

I,m fernando I,m looking for porplefaery024

Hi, Fernando.  I think I’d like you help you out.  You seem like a nice guy, after all.  I consulted Google on your search.  It seems to think you might mean purple faery, but you would know best.  Maybe you’re looking for a porpoise fairy?

Aha.  Is this her?  I’d be careful if I were you, though, Fernando; if her email address is any indication, she was born under bad signs.

Fernando?  Try “purplefaery024″… try match.com.  You may be pleasantly surprised.

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