You Slapped Me on the Metro – m4w – 23
July 10, 2009 at 3:20 pm | Posted in i have so many questions, joking or serious?, men for women | Leave a commentSubmitted by Rachel:
It was about 2:00 in the morning on the night of July fourth. I was a blonde guy wearing a blue t-shirt with jeans and white sneakers. You were a white girl with shoulder-length brown hair and was wearing a lovely sun dress that was sort of a cream color. As soon as I got off the train you slapped me as hard as you could across the left side of my face for no reason. I would like to meet you again and buy you a coffee.
Huh. Well. So he got off the train and she was just standing there, and then she slapped him? Is that what happened? Could have mistaken him for someone else, I suppose… but what I am wondering is what this gentleman did afterwards. Stare slack-jawed as she pranced away? I wish I knew the rest of this story.
It’s because I’m fat, isn’t it? – w4m – 26
April 8, 2009 at 9:46 pm | Posted in driving, joking or serious?, women for men | 2 CommentsYou pulled alongside me on the outskirts of downtown. You were in the backseat of a turquoise Subaru, and looked quite dashing and sophisticated. A couple yahoos were in the front seat. The girl seemed sweet, but who was that dope at the wheel? I hope you were hitchhiking…
Anyway, you caught me at an unusually fat moment. I’m doing the Atkins, the South Beach, and the grapefruit diets all at once, and I’m SO close to an unfat size -5! I’ll also remind you that you only saw me seated– when I have the strength to stand, I assure you I have quite the striking, craggy silhouette.
Message me– you seem like you also have a few unwanted pounds that need shedding. I’m more than willing to split my leftover Adderall with you.
I pity the woman who considers anything over a size 5 to be “fat”. Is she kidding? From my personal experience I say: maybe not.
One of my favorite sub-section of missed connections are those on the road, the people who stare into the neighboring car and think: I might have a chance with this guy.
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