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Blond, pink skirt, boots, noon mass at The Basilica Sunday – m4w – 40

I was sitting 2 rows behind you, you were a gorgeous blonde, skinny, might have been with mom and dad, you had a black sleeveless fur jacket, black top, pink short skirt with a slight/faint criss cross pattern, pointy black boots with about a 3 inch heel, small studded purse that you never let go of, a silver ring on your right hand that looked like 5 circles joined together, 2 bracelets on your right arm, one with larger colorful bangles, Mom was shorter, had a shiny silver jacket with diamond shape stitching, dad a green jacket with black collar, gray hair slightly balding on top.
I didn’t see a ring on your left hand, we shook hands at the peace offering….man you are hot!!! Please e mail if single and interested in getting to know me!!! yeah yeah I know church isn’t the place for meeting women but maybe it is????

This is the glitziest family I have ever heard of.  Sparkles and shiny things and bangles.  Also, sir, a “sleeveless fur jacket” is a vest.  Otherwise: scarily detailed description.

I’m guessing this gentleman really didn’t pay attention to the mass.  And it’s Easter, too.  For shame.