You Slapped Me on the Metro – m4w – 23
July 10, 2009 at 3:20 pm | Posted in i have so many questions, joking or serious?, men for women | Leave a commentSubmitted by Rachel:
It was about 2:00 in the morning on the night of July fourth. I was a blonde guy wearing a blue t-shirt with jeans and white sneakers. You were a white girl with shoulder-length brown hair and was wearing a lovely sun dress that was sort of a cream color. As soon as I got off the train you slapped me as hard as you could across the left side of my face for no reason. I would like to meet you again and buy you a coffee.
Huh. Well. So he got off the train and she was just standing there, and then she slapped him? Is that what happened? Could have mistaken him for someone else, I suppose… but what I am wondering is what this gentleman did afterwards. Stare slack-jawed as she pranced away? I wish I knew the rest of this story.
Fine sister at the corner of Broad & Beaver – m4w – 32
July 10, 2009 at 2:54 am | Posted in i have so many questions, men for women | Leave a commentLast night, around 7 — the intersection sounds nasty but it’s real.
You: deep pink skirt, white shirt, gorgeous locks, walking with two lady friends.
Me: GL white dude in standard-issue blue shirt and eyes locked on you.
Let’s connect and do something serious.
I wish I knew what “GL” stood for. “Gay-looking”, perhaps.
Matthew from the bulldog – w4w – 30
July 10, 2009 at 12:27 am | Posted in i have so many questions, women for women | Leave a commentWe spent an amazing weekend together; it was probably the greatest birthday gift ever but now you have dropped off the face of the planet!? I guess it’s safe of me to assume that every thing I witnessed over the weekend is probably what I thought it was. I wish you the best and it’s a shame that it was all a facade.
Please regard the title. Is “Matthew” a common, or even occasional, name for a woman? What is going on here?
um, grow some balls. – w4m
July 6, 2009 at 3:26 pm | Posted in aggressive, i have so many questions, women for men | Leave a commentyou were surreptitiously lurking at me thursday. it was undeniably appealing; however, if you’re going to give me the sex eye all night, grow some fucking balls & ask me on a date. it’s not that hard. it’s called life. get to know it.
ps. i like picnics.
I want to be at that picnic.
YOU WORK AT TARGET AND PREGNANT – m4w – 29
May 26, 2009 at 10:41 pm | Posted in i have so many questions, men for women, spelling & such | 1 CommentSubmitted by Emily:
YOUR IN THE COFFEE SHOP SITTING NEXT TO ME IF YOU HAPPEND TO SEEN THIS AND RESPOND I WILL BE WILLING TO TAKE CARE OF YOU. WERE AT CARIBOU COFFEE …. SO LETS HOOK UP WE CAN BE FUN
Well, I’m sold. I want to be fun and be taken care of. I mean, TAKEN CARE OF. And I hate lower-case letters. We were made for each other, sir.
How this guy could automatically assume the pregnant woman was single, though, I do not know. I guess no pregnant women work at Target unless it’s completely necessary.
Popeye T-shirt this morning – m4m – 32
April 11, 2009 at 8:36 pm | Posted in i have so many questions, men for men | Leave a commentGreat job playing volleyball today. I heard it was your first tournament. I played against you the last match your team played. I would love to buy you a beer and/or get you invoked in the gay volleyball league. Let me know what our team cheer was so I know who you are.
This one gave me pause because the location was listed as a junior high school. I’m a-hopin’ the missee was the same age as the misser. Also, I had no idea there was a gay volleyball league. I knew about the gay men’s choir, I guess. Is there a gay everything league? Because I would attend, say, a gay basketball game, or a gay curling match, but not a regular basketball game, but probably I would still watch a regular curling match. Curling rocks my socks.
Popeye t-shirt. Hot.
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