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RE: The Stranger outside the Beat Coffeehouse – w4m – 36

You have it all wrong, I yelled out ‘The Holocaust was totally awful, and I think anyone who uses humor about it doesn’t know the first thing about Comedy. Too soon, too soon!’

I like jokes about using craigslist Missed Connections as a way to meet new and exotic people. I met the host of the MNCS later tonight and kissed him under some mistletoe. I mentioned to him that Mistletoe could be deadly if you eat it, and he replied “Sometimes a kiss can be deadlier.”
I’m sorry it will never work out for us, Toolbox, But I have found my soul mate in Andy, the enigmatic host of that long- running Comedy Show.
You should come and see it sometime, there is a guy named Bill Young who is one of the funniest people in the Twin Cities. He performs there sometimes. And he usually talks about his roommate’s Hummel figurine collection. And how he has to sleep with a knife under his pillow. If you catch his set, you may learn a few tips that will help you meet girls like me. I am very attractive.

I would have dinner with you, but I think I may hate you.
Suck it double, Turd burglar.

XOXOXO

Oh, lady.  I hope you’re not really a comedian.

I wish I had the other ad hinted towards in the title, but alas.